abolish everything. lean so far left had to get a new right hip. highly opinionated nurse, dancing in the pool, binging all the tv.
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HI IT IS @bornmiserable.bsky.social DAY OF BIRTH 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 TONY IS THE KING HERE SO BOW DOWN
when I ask why he ain’t paying any bills
Flint still doesn't have clean drinking water, but don't worry, the president is building a UFC stadium at the White House
Today is the bday of the very special @bornmiserable.bsky.social. I am so thankful our paths have crossed. People suffer AND help others, and he is an outstanding example of that. I hope you learn from him, it's how the world changes while the rest spins madly on. Happy bday, dear Tony. 💕
petition to turn the UFC stadium at the White House into a spacious town square with guillotines where the imminent executions of the current administration and their henchmen will take place
AMERICA: look, if you wanted healthcare, maybe you shouldn’t have purchased that new iPhone
ALSO AMERICA: even with an endless war, a slush fund for domestic terrorists, and a settlement with the IRS to avoid any and all tax audits, there’s still enough money to build a UFC stadium
My Airbnb host needs to calm down about the hat rack I custom made (you’re welcome) from these useless steak knives (YOU’RE WELCOME)
