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thea 🦋
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There’s a Threads post going viral about how it’s only ever Filipino nurses who can successfully find your vein on the first try and that is how I learned that, in most other countries, nursing students DON’T practice drawing blood and starting IV lines on one another 😭
thea 🦋
BELLINGHAM LOOKING AFTER MY ONE HUNDRED PESOS 🥰🥰🥰
Me: “I need to buy a dress for my friend’s wedding, this is her palette, which color should I go with?”
Him: “You’d look so sexy in any of those 😍”
Babes he did not actually answer the question but somehow he passed the test??
My trade is in poetic declarations of sweeping emotion and I’m surrounded by people who’ve made eloquence our shared profession and I live mostly in the grand fantasy worlds in my head, so it’s refreshing and nice to be told “You’re a fucking babe” by a guy who’s never picked up a book in his life 🤭
“The stars guide me home to your heart.”
One last Waterstones exclusive to cap off the HURRICANE WARS series 🥹🫶🏼 This beautiful sprayed-edge edition of THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST launches October 8th in the United Kingdom, but you can preorder it now at www.waterstones.com/book/this-sh... ✨
Absentmindedly blurted out “I kinda fuck with Croatia’s playing style” half a second before Musa did That and now I think @sun-and-stars.bsky.social is never going to let me speak again
All those days chasing down a daydream, all those years living in a blur… 💖
Me to my tired senior citizen parents: “The younger siblings and I are going shopping. Stay here at this cafe and we’ll come get you in an hour. Don’t go anywhere else. Don’t talk to strangers.”
Mom and Dad: “Ok, Manang!”
Me, internally: Oh how the turntables 😌
