Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.
Simon Abrams
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ORANGE BOY LOT CAT SIGHTING
there is a period of time where if a car alarm goes off for longer than it, you're allowed to destroy the vehicle
Simon Abrams
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Oh that’s right I remember now CUT THROATS is actually a paella western since it’s from Spain
Was not prepared for all the evasive maneuvering I had to do while preparing coffee just to avoid the Roomba’s relentless humping. Jacques Tati‘s MON ONCLE is a documentary.
First 2026 trip to @mahoningdit.bsky.social! Tonight is a @vinsyn.bsky.social double feature of the 1973 Filipino mercenary girl gang pic WONDER WOMEN and the 1972 spaghetti western CUT-THROATS NINE
“Anybody want a free pickle?” In its own individual wax paper bag? You spoil us, pickle man, bless you.
KRAKEN! A JAWS Lite Norwegian creature feature about an endangered fjord and a giant cephalopod. I wish it was better! More @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/krak...
KRAKEN! A JAWS Lite Norwegian creature feature about an endangered fjord and a giant cephalopod. I wish it was better! More @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/krak...
