Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
Shit posts so good they're quoted in The Economist 😇
She/her. Views are my own.
Auld Bendy
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Wigan continues to embarrass me on a daily basis. I can't wait for this by-election to be over.
Bundt cake for work tomorrow
www.maptap.gg June 15
100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 96🔥 99🎯
Final score: 984
Ah Bucksburn pool - I spent a lot of time swimming here (and Northfield) but this is the only pool where I forgot I didn't bring a towel (after stripping off completely in the shower) and then had to run to the toilet & dry off using toilet paper all whilst laughing at my own idiocy.
Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? In Blandford Comptoir? Leaving behind a £600 bill? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?
www.maptap.gg June 14
86🌞 98🔥 99🎯 96🔥 95👑
Final score: 955
I'm reminded of the visiting Professor who came to Aberdeen uni in 2004 from the USA and immediately said 'there's not been any issues between the catholics & protestants for years'. Me & the Northern Irish guy almost died on the spot.
Lesson - don't listen to Americans about Ireland or guns.
