Funny story, the person getting tattooed next to me was the same one as last year when I got the asparagus. We are hoping to see each other again in 2027.
Sorry but hate presenting this as “ooh this is the scary future under reform” like this isn’t the Scary Present under Labour. This is not Reform’s Britain, this is Labour’s Britain. Its here its now and laying responsibility explicitly outside of the Actual Current Gov is a major mistake
Lads! I’m here! At the symbol for UK Higher Education 2026!!
Edinburgh is just constantly trying not to fall over people’s stupid big suitcases when they suddenly stop
Walking down Calton Rd going whooooo remembers The Venue and oh. Oh no. It’s now a co-working space
Maybe should have gotten some toast to go with it
Pal gave me a ‘Butt Springsteen’ zine, guess what it’s about
Overhearing folk say that it was Danni Minogue, not Kylie, who was in Neighbours and trying to stop myself interjecting ffs
Here are the Chicks performing “Not Ready to Make Nice” on Kimmel last night on the 23rd anniversary of them being right about the Iraq War and getting actually canceled for it:
youtu.be/Gc84Qk7f-pg
Fukuyama: We have reached the end of history.
History: It's 2026, and an official branch of the Ukrainian armed forces is tweeting about how drone striking Andrew Tate while he's clout farming with the Russian military would be fun, but is sadly a war crime. Get bent old man.