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City of Vancouver
Hi, it's Christine Sinclair, the world's top international goal scorer. The city is currently being overrun with giant rat-fungus mutants
Call the nearest Decontamination Centre at your earliest convenience.
UPDATE: Rat Brawl Rumble tomorrow night is CANCELLED. Unfortunately the selenemycosis fungus liquefied half the remaining rats in the league. We will update you when you'll be able to watch rats fighting again
Happy #PrideMonth, Vancouver! This year's Pride Parade is being pushed back until September to allow room for the Freshslice Pizza Cheesy Garlic Death Arena's grand opening! #LoveWins🏳️🌈
We're excited to announce that as of this morning, Mayor Ken Sim has had his lungs surgically replaced with #FIFA soccer balls! We highly recommend all Metro Vancouver residents book their own operation as soon as possible.
