let’s go mets baby love da mets
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[ESPN 30 for 30 made 20 years from now in the universe where the knicks win in 5]
Talking head 1: The thing you have to remember about game 3...
Talking head 2: Oh man. Game 3.
Talking head 1: The orange man was bad.
Talking head 2: Orange man bad. Yeah. It was really that simple
democrats will now be practicing flirty fishing ahead of the next presidential election to win the centrist vote
i tell my nyc friends i’m moving to an apartment building with a rooftop pool and now all of the sudden jersey city is “up and coming” and they “need to check it out soon”
this is how you pronounce it
using my one phone call in jail to dial into a work meeting
“y’all are not going to believe the weekend i had‼️”
taking the pills that help me remember to take my adhd pills (my adhd pills)
