Me creating a Centaur villain, trying to come up with a name: How about a completely different Greek myth
You: Okay, what power should he have?
Me, ascended to another plane: Hard Kicks
I went to Shuttng The Fuck Up Island and no one in this game was there holy shit
Every five feet you walk in this game the controller gets wrenched away from you so a character can talk at you for five minutes about something you already know. I’ve spent probably 30% of the game mashing the B button.
I’m now playing through Ultra Moon so I can finally shiny hunt Ultra Beasts and you’re forced to do a photoshoot after beating Hala.
One of the photos I took looks like Brionne is Family Guy death posing lmao
I think a big reason I never got into comics is I have no idea how people keep track of the various villain groups of jabronis that are in every franchise
These all feel like the same group
listening to the Persona 3 soundtrack or the Pokke Village theme from MHFU makes me really emotional cus like... These games were my LIFEBLOOD as a teenager and I'm so happy to see them have such long term success
Weird lil sixteen year old me would FREAK. OUT. to see P3R or Monster Hunter Wilds
it's not that ocarina is the best, it's that you miss being 12
How it feels to remember the thing you went into the other room for
They come to me for the REAL life advice @myhandsareblank.bsky.social
I curiosity-Googled the Inhumans after seeing some previews and came across possibly the dumbest interview quote I've ever seen.
