Miniature poodle who would like to be admitted to the X-Men academy. He joined the Zombie Squad in the meantime for basic training in heroic paws. I mean feats.
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Banjo 🪕 🐩
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Still eating my birthday cookie. I hope it’s like the eternal flame and fishes and loaves all in one and lasts forever. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
We went to dog wonderland and mom got these giant treats for me and the neighbors, Chloe and Izzy. My everything bagel got chopped into quarters, but the big girls ate all theirs. Mom says I get more tomorrow. I got an enzymatic rawhide after to clean teeth, so I’m more full than your gas tank.
Alt text: Black and tan mini poodle is playing with a football that is practically half his size. He picks it up in the driveway and carries it to the grass.
Yesterday I tried my paw at knitting. I don’t have any instructions, but I know it takes some yarn and needles. All I had was my leash and two sticks, but I’m pretty sure this will look like a sweater when I am done. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
I’m going to play football in college, because I really want some rice bowls. Mom says the team is the Rice Owls from Rice University, but there is no such thing as owls made of rice. I hope my rice bowl has teriyaki chicken #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Banjo: time for my monologue
Me: Because you are 1 poodle on a log?
Banjo: because i come before the story
Me: That’s a prologue.
Banjo: no, that’s the opposite of amateurlog
Me: There’s no such thing.
Banjo: then i’m a dogalog
Me: Also no.
Banjo: then why is there catalog?
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
Today is my 5th birthday! The groomer sent me home wearing something called pawm-pawms. They don’t look scary like a spiked collar, but maybe I can use them as cannonballs. Maybe, mom got me a very small cannon as a gift. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Me: Why did you stop walking?
Banjo: i forgot my keys
Me: You don’t have keys.
Banjo: of course i do. how else can i play piano?
Me: You can’t play piano.
Banjo: you said i had to piano
Me: I asked if you have to pee now.
Banjo: I’m gonna be so good at jazz.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
