men after a breakup:
•replay dark souls games
•start posting 👋 on insta stories
• start/quit drinking beer
women after a breakup:
•activate backup bfs
•return to skull island
• finish the project
•launch the missiles
a little about me:
i care for my sourdough starter more than any of these people on the white house lawn has ever cared for a human being
happy new moon to all my oomfs, you are my little seeds 🌱 and i want you to flourish
no no, his name isn’t ratatouille, his name is remy. the ratatouille is the dish he makes, he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s remy. the human chef isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na
ungrateful. what? too good for a free avocado? what are u a damn rockefeller
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sweetie π
my cabbie last night told me that he could always tell the kids in his hometown who were raised on camel milk versus kids raised on goat milk because the camel milk kids were taller and more attractive lololol
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full disclosure this actually happened LAST weekend
