This makes it very hard for me to believe that I have moved through this life delightfully unnoticed.
Fortunately, I am forgettable to most...
W.L. Swarts
How I definitively learned I am on "the lists."
At the local police station.
Deputy, on phone calling to get a clearance for me: "I have a local author here..."
Police Chief: "Is it that W.L. Schwartz guy?"
Deputy: [looks at me expectantly, knowing I could hear, I nod.] "Yup."
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