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Oliver Darkshire
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you: they're using pokemon go data to create homing weapons
me: only a human would adopt a dying bee to give it hospice care for 4 days straight purely out of empathy
god (finally paying attention): what are the monkeys doing out of the trees, who authorized this
Oliver Darkshire
multiverse stories will be like omg its the fantastic four, the human torso, mr fibromyalgia, the twat, and the indefensible woman
having siblings is like being a low ranking vampire, scribbling in your diary at 3am "cordelia may possess the music gift from our maker, a lack in my own creation which I sorely grieve, but my spies tell me she has diminished in their regard of late-" (dips quill in ink)