"the trans community must boycott monster energy," a sentence I never thought I would type for a number of reasons
Dude I was just so scared. my neighbors, nice people, just got a new big dog and it jumped the fence to see my small dog. He was snapping and growling so I picked her up and he chopped at me. My neighbor said he wouldn't have bit her but he legit ripped the sleeve of my shirt trying to bite at her.
My sister
"I heard of these birds rediscovered after not being seen since 1904 called Chongos in the north east US"
Me
"Did...Did you mean the condors reintroduced to Oregon?"
Her
"oh yeah, thats it" :>
which one of you taught my mom what a Uhaul Lesbian is
What do you call a giant mushroom shaped like a bunny?
Big fungus
fun fact, this is an unfinished sequel to another two drawings in a series
When you're rampaging and you pick up a tiny to destroy but they're just too cute to hurt
#sizeart #sizesky
"this wonderful pet only requires attention and crumbs to survive. She does bite, often, but their teeth are too small to hurt anyone...
Oh, and she needs these like 10 pills at various times through out the day or her brain will melt...
Easy, right?"
Here we ask important questions, like what if Megatron was a big woman
what if you woke up from your life in an ocean of my bedsheets (🤏🏻)
and while you were panicking I rolled over and gave you a sleepy good morning and asked if you had a bad dream and picked you up and pressed you into my boobs and looked confused when you panicked harder, you usually love this?
