I did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs
The flight got weirder after that. We were all ready to go when a passenger ran down the aisle and asked to get off. Turned out he had decided he didn't want to go to Bangkok (his connection in AMS) presumably because he had no luggage at all with him, just the clothes he was wearing.
Someone just got on the plane, showed their boarding pass to the FA, and said "to Amsterdam please". Like this is the number 42 bus, and we're going to stop all over Europe first.
He was the living embodiment of my stress dream, where I'm trying to catch a flight but for some reason am totally unable to pack.