Part English, part French. Sweary.
"True. Strange, but true. Ness is the reason why truth is stranger than fiction. Fact."
(review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Was once orange.
Super-Yellow-Wotsit
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@marky-l-griff.bsky.social
YOU'RE TOAST
Every morning, my dog Olive sees that I am awake and mooches over.
She then puts her face in mine and proceeds to rolly polly's on my head/face.
Once inverted, she does this, we call it a snuggle. She's therefore a snaggglepuss.
Everyone wakes up like this EVERY DAY, right?
Normal?
