„2 von 5 mal witzig“ // X•ilant wg. Space-Karen // Nicht online, um die Welt zu retten (Geht besser offline)
Tim & struppig
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Birkenstocks plus weiße Socken an Berlin-Mitte-Hipstern sind für mich ein klarer Fall von Jugendsandalismus
becoming a shinier, glossier version of myself one stick of butter at a time
„Guns, explosions and a guy fucking his best friend's mom – pretty much the essence of all 80's action movies.«
Na, welchen gerade statt gestern gesehenen #FamilienFreitagsFilm hat unser Teenager hier reviewt?
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
