Fan Letters! Who the fuck says he enjoys that’s type of shit?!
Adam just sets those aside in. Piles. Until someone throws them away.
Ribs with just the right amount of heat and sweet,fuck ya!
Fruit Sodas only…
🥤🍊🥤🍎🥤🍇🥤🍋🟩🍋
Fɪʀsᴛ Mᴀɴ - Aᴅᴀᴍ🤘🏼
"how to successfully calm an angry Adam"
he grabs @h3lliz4eva.bsky.social and puts comics and ribs/w soda in front of him and hands him fan letters from angels he "didn't" pay to write about how cool Adam is.
"these are the things the first man needs to calm down"
