When someone gives themselves a compliment about the entirely common and general way they think or act and follows it up with "maybe that's just me, though," I can see the smug little smirk on their self satisfied faces. Yes, you are indeed a special wee star with a lesson for us all, now fuck off.
Tim Waits
What's your Top Five? My list changes but the one below is a cracker, along with variations of:
"News Flash"
"It's almost as if"
"Hate to break it to you"
"Here in the real world"
[I have probably used one or all of these while being an asshole, you do not have to Hate To Break It To Me]
Tim Waits
"Here's a thought" is in the Top Five Asshole Opening Lines on here.
Here's a thought: shut the fuck up, ya dribbling prick.
