Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency?
Me: I woke up with 1-800 Kars 4 Kids in my head. It won't stop. I've tried everything.
Dispatch: oh god. Okay, I'm sending help right now. Hang on, ma'am.
Me: Tell them to wear earplugs. I don't want anyone else to suffer if I'm singing it.
*sirens blaring*