Mun is 30+
portrayal:
Semi-lewd/mostly SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Pansexual
Cuss words/offensive
Blunt-ness
Response time varies
DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!
Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.
🔞Blitzø🔞
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@hellademons.bsky.social
*he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*
*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.*
...
Yeah i still see all of you out there.
Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.
✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
✦User: Static
✦Pronouns: there is no right and wrong pronoun for me. I am whatever you see me most as.
✦Height: 4ft 11in (149.86cm)
✦Sexuality: Pansexual
✦Sign: ♌️🦁
✦Piercings: 4
✦Tattoos: 6
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He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!!
Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE!
Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)
😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!
ALRIGHT YA FUCKERS LISTEN UP!
*he strapped his boots on tight*
Few things gonna change around here and it's gonna start with ~me~
I've been waiting my turn to show you assholes what i can /REALLY/ accomplish out here
*his tail whips behind him*
Dont like it?
Tough, sister. Buckle up buttercup!
*bites his lip swinging two rifles, one in each hand.*
Awee hell yeah, here we fuckin' GO! Come on, gang, we've got hits~
*he's portal'ing up to the living world today..*
*cue soundtrack:*
youtu.be/bc0KhhjJP98?...
