The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil (Mon Mothma, Andor). The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common (Adam Serwer). Sh*tposts and takes on politics, movies, culture, whatever.
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First he ran out of private equity money
Then he ran out of IPO money
Now we're selling bonds to whoever thinks he's gonna pay them back (lol)
Another $180 billion in market cap gone since this morning.
It's really hilarious how since 2022 Elon has been the richest guy in the world, but somehow in over his head and starved for cash.
The bond repayment terms are gonna be for the history books.
I'm deeply confused about why they waited a month and change to drop the trailer. I guess they don't think it's very good?
Twitter lefties and Donald Trump: "I said stop shooting at each other! We control all the weapons, so you stop shooting at each other!"
Everyone in the Middle East: "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense, I just bought guns from Sergei's Military Surplus!"
BRING ME MORE VIDEOS OF THE ROOF OF THAT RUSSIAN OIL TANK BLOWING INTO THE SKY
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So it turns out a slur is common slang again, let's not to be terribly introspective about how we got here.
Both funny and surreal this stock has lost $200 billion in market cap based entirely on vibes, shorts, and options.
