"I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, controlled the Strait of Hormuz that supposedly was closed due to some dumb war thing. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait is open and people are having a wonderful time. Hormuz, as you know, means 'lethalkinetic'."
YesBiscuit
Hegseth: "The United States of America controls the Strait of Hormuz"
