The result of a dalek having hate-sex with a pendulum.
An apparition of a pitiless Victorian dentist who appears to you just before you die.
He looks like he dressed as a dildo for Halloween, and then the wind changed direction and he got stuck.
Hang on, I haven't finished...
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Russ Jones
Jacob Rees-Mogg, "Police guidance calls for equality of outcome amongst different races"
"It actually means the police should arrest more Sikhs as Sikhs are underrepresented in the crime and prison statistics"
