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David Cairns
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Arthur Lope Present Eunice Pottering and Bruce Whybrow in TELL ME NO THINGS With Hymie Clacker Steve Pantheon Vanessa Moat, and Jon Snavely-Vipond. Written by Owsley Porkins. Story by S. Mulberry Hurricane. Produced by Venture Thwappe. Directed by Milton Width. A Tiger-Clavicle Release.
So, going to write about the seven days and nights + one morning of LA DOLCE VITA. Starting here: dcairns.wordpress.com/2026/06/05/l...
If industrial hellscaping is your thing, Anrzej Munk's THE STARS MUST BURN may be very much your also-thing. dcairns.wordpress.com/2026/06/04/f...
Boris Sleeve Presents Dick Wisp and Jobyna Trestle in OPEN OTHER END With Harry Gloat Wendy Chair Spoyd Buckle and Bart Yeasty. Written by Otto Shoulder & Myrna Highchimney. Produced by Florrison Clout. Directed by Raspy Whinge. Controlled in the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland by Lard.
Basil Fiend Presents Alma Bunk and Winslow Mattock in BAD WINDOW With Hilda Penge Bristol Cuppa and V. Poole Monkey. Screenplay by Dean Chitters. Produced by Trod Milky & Barium Husk. Directed by C. Turpentine Steeple. Released Through Muck-Vestibule.
David Cairns
David Cairns
Sir Run Run Briscoe Presents Trevor Clasp and Moyra Pyckles in THE FOUR ENIGMAS OF GLADSTONE HAVOC With Haroun Naseby Albert Shattock Buzz Hoyden and Clifford Sudden Produced by Wilf Pube Directed by W. Nylon Thursday. A Beagle-Pylon Production Distributed by Nectarine-Thigh.
David Cairns
David Cairns
David Cairns
David Cairns
Wardrobe Productions presents Eve Loam and Barry Trickle in WRONG DANGER With Mandom Slat Britta Praxis and Tillie Strangled. Based on the novella THE SHEEP KEY by Shaftsbury Clinch. Screenplay by Norma Hound. Produced by Red Bottom. Directed by Montague Shave. Released thru Diamond-Bean-Otter.
The life of Galileo, in under ten minutes, without words, or facts. dcairns.wordpress.com/2026/06/07/t...
Horace Froug Presents Pete Hint and Ellen Waddle in DAMP PASSAGE With Weena Pouch Vic Whopper Tiny Hurrah and Margot Thighs. Screenplay by Myron Teeth & Spiro F.K. Walloon. From the novel by Mabel Batscape. Produced by Chester Fickle. Directed by Paragon Stout. Released by Badger-Plywood.
David Cairns
David Cairns
Day 2, night 2 of LA DOLCE VITA, which means it's time to roll up our trouser legs and hit the fountain.
dcairns.wordpress.com/2026/06/09/l...
David Cairns
Dawn, bleak and grey, illumines the giant brutalist pillbox-residences of this Roman suburb. The pimp is berating the sex worker for not fixing a price. She makes it plain that the clients didnR…
