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Arizona, USA
Clue Heywood
Fuck yeah Amtrak let’s party
All four games today ended in a draw, if you’re an American and don’t have World Cup Fever yet, I don’t know what’s wrong with you!
I don't know enough about soccer to judge penalties, but I'm also an American and it's my God-given right to be mad about things I don't understand, so let me say: this entire Qatar team should serve six months in a Canadian prison
the UFC fight weather forecast now just says "pestilence and boils" wtf
