Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
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Madison Metricula
As predicted, Hollywood is taking the wrong lesson from Backrooms.
That said, I’m not opposed to getting dumb trash creepy pasta movies. I love a good time and the possibility for unintentional camp classic schlock
Madison Metricula
Explain your @
I was in high school circa 2002-ish and it’s an ellision of the Latin “meretricula,” diminutive of “meretrix” and I was trying to be sassy and clever.
Now people ask me if it’s a “family name” because I’ve used it so consistently on and offline
Tomorrow we’ll try to get into Xehanort
I’m trying to retell the events of the first Kingdom Hearts game to some four year olds and they definitely think I’m bullshitting them
