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JOE ROGAN: Okay, I gotta ask. Did you do Epstein.
VLAD "NO RELATION" DRAGOMIR: [taking a massive bong rip]
VLAD: Yes.
JOE: woah.
CHRISSY PUDDING, BRITISH VAMPIRE: That was quite the presentation, and I see the merits of siring more vampires, but I must ask: is anyone here NOT planning to drain children who vex you online
COUNCIL OF IMPORTANT BRITISH PEOPLE:
PUDDING:
THE TELEGRAPH: We Need A Solution For The Vampire Problem
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Imagining journalists interviewing a vampire like "So, why haven't you drained the blood of America's enemies?" and frowning
Just turn into a bat and fly into Kim Jong Un's window. Doesn't sound that hard
Gonna be at some Sydney conventions next month. I'll be at Play Con the first weekend to demo Hard Wired Island, and the next I'll be at SMASH! to chill out. As usual any pals who'll be around are welcome to say hi
Hasn't been a month since my mum passed, but it's been a month since our last real conversation. Feels weird man.
You're also welcome to say hi if you're the guy at SMASH! last year who was walking around with an actual 2L bottle of iced coffee flavoured milk hanging from his backpack. I need to know the full story. What was going on there? Is your stomach okay
Shoutout to @insistonplot.com who kept photographic evidence, like snapping a pic of Bigfoot
The cancer progressing made my mum sleepy. On her third last day she fell asleep at noon and I waited until 1AM to talk to her again. I said everything I wanted to say, so no regrets. The next day she only woke to ask for help (more medicine), but the last day she rested peacefully at least
