I briefly thought about my friendship group "The Craft Raccoons" but we're all multiclassing ME, AuDHD and hEDS.
Witchy, Bitchy (she'd consider this a compliment), Stitchy and Green?
Kade Peregrine
I see your "what if you implied a different fantasy game the way D&D is implied by the Fighter/Wizard/Cleric/Thief combo," and raise you Rancher/Laser Surgeon/Counselor/Former¹ Sheriff.
¹: Yes, the specifier is important.