Mike || he/him || 35 || bi bator/breeder top from Atlanta that shoots huge loads || NO MINORS (@ariescumfactory on twitter)
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Hey bro I promise it's chill if you just wanna use me for my penis
Say what you will about Bojack Horseman but hearing Will Arnett's voice in Bojack's dad telling that lady "coax it out of my sheathe" did permanently alter my brain chemistry
Telling the group chat I'm rubbing one out when what I'm really doing is pressing the palms of my fingers on both sides of my nose so hard I lose consciousness to stop myself from sneezing
Anyways who wants to come over and coax it outta my sheathe
Pent up ram alert
Broooooooooo my dick won't let me get anything done it just wants to shoot precum
Everyone's got that cringe older bro that's known for trying to stick his dick in literally whatever he can find
I just wanna bang horns with my goat bros mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
