I showed you the way, & yet you did not heed my warnings. The god of electricity & loincloths spared my lights last night, while he did smite you & yours. REPENT, oh Chicago! And hasten downtown to show him proper obeisance. Save yourselves before the next line of storms passes through!
Lady Topham Catt
I have acquired this golden idol & placed it on my Chicago altar. My household need no longer dread the return of this fearsome deity
Lady Topham Catt
So grateful our ancestors at Holabird & Root left a record of what happened last time Chicago carelessly angered the god of electricity.
