“Bluff? I do no such thing.”
No, he’s definitely lying through his ass. He knows Tomio would be upset.
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
We'll see. I might call your bluff.
Deadly Rocket
“He will get over it.”
No he won’t… 💧
“Be on your best behavior.”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
You don't care if he hates you? Just to get at me?
Deadly Rocket
“Eh, he knows about my job exorcising malevolent spirits. You… Definitely count as one, I am afraid.”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
He'd figure out you're lying, and then what?
He knows me too well for that to work.
Deadly Rocket
“Tomio would never know. He would probably just think you had abandoned him.”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
You wouldn't dare. What would Tomio think?
Deadly Rocket
Cue a snort—
“You know I am an exorcist, right? I could easily send you to the afterlife if you annoy me.”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
"Some reason" as if I'm not the hottest and most charming guy on the planet.
...Was? Whatever.
Deadly Rocket
Ume couldn’t help but to roll his eyes.
“I like Tomio plenty. Somewhat. I just do not wish to see him upset. For some reason, he quite likes you.”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
Yeah. I told him first. Because I actually like him.
[Proton floats around Ume.]
What do you care, anyway?
Deadly Rocket
Ume is about to go on a tirade, but he quickly stops as realization hit.
“Are you a 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩? … Does Tomio know this?”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
[Proton snickers.]
Aw, sorry. Did I scare you? I didn't mean to~
[He smiles, taunting Ume.]
Deadly Rocket
Ume, being an exorcist, could feel the presence of a spirit nearby… The scream still startled him.
“Gahk—!!”
He stumbled backwards, his brows furrowed in annoyance.
“What in…!?”
Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
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[Here comes that goody-two-shoes...
Proton thinks it's time for a good scare.
Hiding in a nearby wall, once he hears Ume approaching, he phases through and screams to scare him.]
