I didn't clean up after you disgusting shitasses because I'm your mom, I did it because I'm the mom of someone else who I don't want growing up in a trash heap.
Mister Rogers didn't die just for you to fuck up the Neighborhood.
(Not like anyone here did this. I'm yelling at jagoff clouds.)
Listen up, yinzers. Our many little secret river beaches are for partying, 100%, it is known. But. BUT. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING JAGS!!! You do not have to turn into an asshole the minute someone cracks a Miller Lite, actually.
