I was a supporting artist donkey’s years back and was sat behind Jenny Agutter in open-backed chairs. My crossed leg slipped off my knee and kicked her up the arse. Thankfully she was absolutely lovely about it!
Surprisingly not *as* lovely when it happened a second time though… 👀
Dave Jones, Would Elf
Which celebrities have you harmed?
David Quantick
I accidentally elbowed Chris Pine
He said, and I quote, "Oof"
András Forgács W
I stepped on Bryan Adams' foot at a launch party once. "Steady, fella," he said.
David Quantick
Well, Morrisey is first on my list for standing on my foot in WH Smith in Altrincham in 1986,and not apologising
