forget AI can someone invent a device that will wring all the soap out of my big Japanese scrubby washcloth because it takes me forever
someone should be touching my soft soft legs
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i'm on the section of Duolingo where i am learning to complain about bars and restaurants i am in my element
is there anything more beautiful than pulling into the Circle K and seeing the early morning light softly illuminating a Blue Bell ice cream truck
going through the notes app on my phone and found one that just says "shark tale lip injections sexy fish"
nothing has made me feel more like a big fucking dummy than trying to figure out what to eat in a calorie deficit
fyi if you get tattooed on your back and can't reach to moisturize it, one of these bad boys really comes in handy
the idea that some folks are control freaks because they are surrounded by untrustworthy and unreliable people really hits hard sometimes
i had a nightmare the other day where i knew i was dreaming but couldn't wake up (freddy kruger was not there) i was like ok i'm waking up now....alright here we go waking up... ok let's stop messing around i'm waking up NOW
i was in some kind of terrible dentist chair and screaming my dad's name
