http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
George Pete Caleodis
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Bartender:
We don't serve mortgage processors here.
Mortgage Processor:
Thank you! ALSO, We need a signed, dated letter clarifying if you serve mortgage processors here.
Me:
So, class, by determining that the infinite sum is convergent and finding its limit, we equate the work done by the magnetic field to a definite integral and evaulate it.
Student:
Professor, do you realize that your shirt is inside out?
Me:
...yes...yes I do...realize...that...now
Q: How many mortgage processors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We'll move ahead w/ that once you provide evidence of the lightbulb.
Hey, Mr. Big -
had you said you wanted to be the LAST to be with me, rather than the NEXT, I might've been more inclined to "feel it too".
"What to do? What to do? One $300 hookerbot or three hundred $1 hookerbots?"
- Bender
