A friend's new BF joined our pub trivia night and acted like King Trivia Boy, while I was, as per trivia night usual, pretty baked
After being consistently better than him, he snapped, Do you do anything but get high and play trivia?
and I was like, yeah man, I get high and do lots of things
I want to hear about the funniest quip or retort you’re responsible for. Preferably this is a remark you made in-person, but share whatever you’d like.