Sooooooo basically the Chicago Bears are now that person who lives in Naperville and says they're from the city AND also that tedious dude who complains constantly in the neighborhood Faceborg group about how crappy the city is but they actually live in Montgomery.
I still think Gatwa deserved way better than he got, but I don't disagree a little bit of a lie down may be best for the franchise.
In honor of recent discussions I found this. I still recall fondly my buddy's malort wedding party toast in 2010 or so at the Hideout, still using the old gnarly shit. A full black and white photo of an entire group of wedding guests with true malort face.
at this point the NYT is basically a paper bag labeled "dead dove do not open"
Oh I'm sorry, you can't breathe underwater?
Gill issue.
Just had the world's most literal auto correct when I told my aunt that I was just texting to Chevy if she was up this morning.
Bluesky is such a weird bubble. People here are not eager to sacrifice their children to ba'al - something extremely popular in the group chat, on X the everything app, and in Ohio diners
Holographic Golem
Just waiting for the transvestigators to finally announce that women went extinct 20 years ago.
