ALT: Pikachu's Surprised Human Face Meme
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Reno
Oh~?
..... Kitten got your tongue~?
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
REFUSING TO UTTER A SINGLE WORD—
Reno
Poor Turk~
( also has not actually answered the question )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
I'd rather not answer that.
Reno
Aww, does this upset you?
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Blah blah blah— as if you want that!
Reno
My poor heart, I thought we were bonding~
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
I hate you.
Reno
You taught me so well~
Now, how are ya gonna enforce this~?
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Don't you Reno me! Bed, now!... Ya... Grounded, or something.
Reno
Ooh are you gonna make me, this time~?
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
You—.... Go to your bed!
Reno
You're not being very charitable right now.
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Oh my God—
I can't.
Reno
What is a Ken doll––
Hey I'm plenty old enough to know these things, I'm not even a teenager any more.
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Friggin' ken doll over there getting too curious for his own good...
Maybe—uh, when ya older?
Reno
( POUTS )
I just want to know what happens.
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Keeping his ponytail AWAY from Mama Boy's grubby mitts—
Reno
( simply smiles, glad to be under his skin for once )
...
( hand reaches out )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
How fucking' dare you—
Reno
You have any left?
...
( inches closer )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
No! My pride!
Reno
........ Well now I'm just curious.
( slightly innocent Kadaj is slightly innocent )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
.... Remember that talk about the birds and the bees? Well. Some bees are real freaks.
Reno
. . . . Why?
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
I wouldn't—
... It will get awkward for us all.
Reno
( makes a little grab for his ponytail )
I have no intention of touching .... 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, but maybe this~
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Depends... Not sure what that's been either.
Reno
I know what to cut instead~
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Evil cackle—
A point to Reno~
Reno
( SHUDDERS, once again nearly throwing up )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Wouldn't if I was him, don't know where it's been.
Reno
( eyes that tongue, debating slicing it off )
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
WhAt A MaTuRe ReSpOnSe—
Reno
ALT: Vintage Bleh: Annoyed Woman Sticks Tongue Out
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What a mature response.
I suppose I expect nothing less from a Turk.
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Well...... Go fix yours!
Reno
Well it's your face, fix it.
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
A little offended at the not so pretty part
Reno
Your not-so-pretty face will meet that door in a minute..
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
And yet, shutting it in your face is still satisfying, so worth it.
Reno
You know better than to think a door will stop me
youtu.be/9ICOBP74taE?... ((no stupid gif UGH))
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
Reno
ALT: Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
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make me~
Kᴀᴅᴀᴊ
You gtfo
Reno
🤢
