I can't get over the fact Abel is straight.
I Imagine him being straight like my boyfriend is lmao: he wants so bad to be queer but he can't help being resolutely, desperately straight. He kisses guys from time to time and is like "yeah, it's- it's fun, but it does nothing to me? Siiiiiiigh".
✨ Oh, Lila! ✨
Abel is straight.
Now I want him to end up with Lute.
That way, we'll have another het couple with a man we know is pegged in the Hellaverse fandom. 🙏💖