Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
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Move over, World Cup stars, Hudson is ready for kickoff! âš½ Our male muskox is showing off some seriously powerful soccer skills as he headbutts and chases a massive soccer ball around. Enrichment plays an important role in animal care by encouraging natural behaviors.
I'm angrier than I've ever been.
I hope that I regret this. Truly.
I may be leaving Rooster and it will be super difficult and it will take time but I want everyone to know that sometimes dudes are the worst.
Fusion night, if not accidentally so… cleaning out the freezer I found a couple sundried tomato chicken sausages & thought they’d go great with some Thai basil veggies AND my other craving ~ angel hair
I’m on my 4th listen to Jesse Welles’ new album Masks Off. It’s a classic
Satanicmechanic blocked me?!?
Does the dark Lord of fixing vehicles not love me?!?
Makes sense.
sometimes when the world seems like it’s getting a little crazy i like to close my eyes, take a deep breath & think about a chipmunk using nunchucks to fight a woodchuck in a chuck e. cheese which is located in an orange julius in a miller’s outpost inside a dead mall.
watching paint dry is actually pretty fun if you’re in a small room with no ventilation
people think living in austin is all about 6th street and bbq. this is false. living in austin is all about watching a drag show in the gravel seating area of an outdoor bar in 101 degree weather with the hardest working queens you’ve ever seen
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ROAD TRIPPIN'! My favorite road game is replacing barbecue with funeral home:
Bubba's Funeral Home and Smokehouse
Real Pit Funeral Home
Crazy Bob's Funeral Home
Dickey's Funeral Pit
Pappas Slow Smoked Funeral Home
Rudy's Country Funeral Home
Texas Pit Stop Funeral Home