29 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
TheShinyGuy
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Down. Good boy. Get to work.
@kevsterx.bsky.social
Fucking hell, just pulled up *the other app we don't talk about anymore* to crank it to my old bookmarks, and now it just auto-plays random bullshit when the video you opened ends. Even in bookmarks! Guess that's the single last reason I kept it on my phone gone
It's wild how much if the porn that got me into this shit 10-12 years ago just doesn't exist outside of a paywall anymore
Life is stressyyyyy and that's making me subbyyyyy someone please come take away my agencyyyyy 👉👈
Super horny and want to be in rubber but also super exhausted and can't summon the willpower to create a huge mess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is essentially how I rang in the new year 🤖🖤
I try to keep my kinky social media strictly horny, no talk of real-world problems
I can't do that right now
I'm donating the value of my monthly tax cut for 2026 to support a community being attacked by ICE, starting with TCL. I encourage all of my US-based followers that got a cut to do the same
A Hard Day's Night. Genuinely the last thing I watched lol, the jokes write themselves
Who's idea was "international male chastity day"? Is there a governing body? A committee? Is January 14th significant somehow?
I'm willing to bet some horny dom that wanted to see more pics of caged subs just made it up, and I want to buy that guy a drink tbh. Excellent idea
Absolutely positively my new favorite photo of me from a scene, courtesy of @resistor.bsky.social! I need to spend more time suspended 🖤🤖🖤
*Reposting because I unwittingly cropped out a watermark. Respect the artist, folks!
