If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Maggie Serota
Politician sexting
If you live in New York, you're a New Yorker. I remember when I was a kid, dudes would move to my neighborhood from Mexico and still be decked out in full on Western gear: Cowboy hat, big belt buckle, wranglers. You live here now? Great, you're a new yorker
Years ago when I registered as a Democrat I could never have anticipated that I would completely cook my brain on social media and steadily devolve into a deranged racist moron who lives in the sewer, therefore i have no choice but to announce that I am now formally joining the Republican party
Interviewer fucked up by begging him to stay, she could have salvaged her wasted trip by telling him to run away like a dog with his tail between his legs
