βYou're an unthreatening male I could easily overpower if necessary, don't be too flattered. Anything in to drink? Really, really expensive wines?β
Iris, the perfect girlfriend
It is a rather nice view. He kept that thought to himself, though.
"Well, I wanted to know if this was a social call. I know you're fond of my presence." He said with a chuckle. "Of course, you're welcome to stay as long as you need."
π₯
βWould I be here without one? Relax. I just came to admire the view from your window, and maybe lay low for a day or two. This is the last place anyone would look for me.β
Iris, the perfect girlfriend
"I do. Just waiting in the closet." With a smile, he backed up until he was leaning against the wall. "Is there a reason you are here, Iris?"
π₯
βI prefer to be a surprise, instead of advertising my whereabouts. I'm sure you understand. Do you keep one rolled up somewhere just in case?β
Iris, the perfect girlfriend
"I suppose it is. If I had known, I would have rolled out the red carpet for you."
With that joke, he backed away from the railing and waited for her to join him at the top of the stairs. If he's impressed by her gracefulness, he doesn't show it.
π₯
βMe arriving is the occasion. Isn't that special enough?β
She's heading up, and due to the miraculous nature of her robotic body, she does so without tripping even once. Maybe she really will conquer the world.
Iris, the perfect girlfriend
Peeking over the railing. He wasn't expecting guests, but he's never going to turn one away.
"Beautiful dress. Is there a special occasion I'm unaware of?"
