The other night we were taking bins out to the curb and a large dog on a walk went WOOF WOOF WOOF and the attendant human said "oh, hush, you know you aren't fierce" in the most dismissive tone ever
Ziz, the Goose So Queer Their Wings Block the Sun (HONK)
BREAKING: was walking the dogs today and passed a house where another dog jumped RIGHT up on the porch railing and started barking at us and his owner put her phone down and yelled “Joseph Ramone Tribiani, you get down from there RIGHT now” and that’s today’s breaking news
