Why the fuck do I need to identify pictures of bicycles to report that my goddamn power is out
sorry, found this on my hard drive and laughed for six minutes
*pointing to the large black moth on my shoulder*
"this is my emotional opposition moth, she whispers discouraging truths to me and I feed him banana"
"all glory is fleeting!" *omnomnomnomnom*
"HOLY SHIT I'M INSIDE A WHALE!"
can you imagine having a show you'd watch?
Pyramid Chad
Girl who's opening move on a night out is to roofie herself
