( there goes his tail. a faint purr can be heard from him. even if the other versions of him are different, he adores them all the same. it made him feel β¦ warm. )
i think i am goinβ to enjoy yer presence.
..if it makes ya feel better..'m the same way. Could die tomorrow from what I do.
Look we ain't gotta, it's just how it's been happening. They meet me, they call me hot, they get a crush and..suddenly I gots a new boyfriend.
Zenor
maybe if you had met me a few years back, i would have been the same way.
..that's more than the others gave..they just sorta. saw me shirtless. An' now i'm married ya both.
Zenor
i.
( the poor guy is going to EXPLODE. looking about nervously until letting out a heavy sigh. )
one date. you have ONE date to convince me of this. one. if we click? sure. but don't say i did not warn you.
Ya could die tomorrow from choking on food. Live life today, potential husband.
[ZEN-- oh he's fucked.]
Zenor
S--SHARIN'--
( crouching down, head in his hands. dragging them down his face before standing again. )
listen, luv. i, it's.
my position is. i.
somethin' horrible could happen to me any day. i am an unfortunately important man and. i don't--
want ... to *die on someone.
Tha's what I told the others you but..they were adamant. So. Ya wanna just..
...rip it off now? Already know yer fine with 'sharin'.
Zenor
( WHEEZE. DOUBLING OVER. )
are ya tryin' to give me a bloody heart attack? seven hells--
i. gods! i haven't-- ever. dated ANYONE before!!
you ought to reconsider with my track record.
Ya haven't met 'em yet. Well..ta make it easy..there's different. you's. and they all find me attractive. And usually wanna date-
[ZEN. Laying it on VERY thick today.]
Zenor
a lot of me?
( this one seems WHOLLY unaware of that whole multiverse thing. scratching his chin until he says That. putting both hands up and flailing. )
w--wha!? i--i mean, yer an a--attractive fellow, i suppose!! π¦