i suppose we do things that are kind of similar.
except i go a bit further than just monsters. it's ... a long story.
it's a pleasure, zenor.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
Zenor. I hunt monsters..er..well I survive. I suppose.
Used ta hunt monsters. Now it's only fer survival.
Zenor
... you too, hm?
i won't pry. after all, i don't even know yer name yet.
... i am still open to the date.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
..if it makes ya feel better..'m the same way. Could die tomorrow from what I do.
Look we ain't gotta, it's just how it's been happening. They meet me, they call me hot, they get a crush and..suddenly I gots a new boyfriend.
Zenor
maybe if you had met me a few years back, i would have been the same way.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
..that's more than the others gave..they just sorta. saw me shirtless. An' now i'm married ya both.
Zenor
i.
( the poor guy is going to EXPLODE. looking about nervously until letting out a heavy sigh. )
one date. you have ONE date to convince me of this. one. if we click? sure. but don't say i did not warn you.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
Ya could die tomorrow from choking on food. Live life today, potential husband.
[ZEN-- oh he's fucked.]
Zenor
S--SHARIN'--
( crouching down, head in his hands. dragging them down his face before standing again. )
listen, luv. i, it's.
my position is. i.
somethin' horrible could happen to me any day. i am an unfortunately important man and. i don't--
want ... to *die on someone.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
Tha's what I told the others you but..they were adamant. So. Ya wanna just..
...rip it off now? Already know yer fine with 'sharin'.
Zenor
( WHEEZE. DOUBLING OVER. )
are ya tryin' to give me a bloody heart attack? seven hells--
i. gods! i haven't-- ever. dated ANYONE before!!
you ought to reconsider with my track record.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
Ya haven't met 'em yet. Well..ta make it easy..there's different. you's. and they all find me attractive. And usually wanna date-
[ZEN. Laying it on VERY thick today.]
Zenor
a lot of me?
( this one seems WHOLLY unaware of that whole multiverse thing. scratching his chin until he says That. putting both hands up and flailing. )
w--wha!? i--i mean, yer an a--attractive fellow, i suppose!! 💦
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
Ya-- look I don't get it all but there's apparently a lot of ya. And if I know how this works..ya think I'm hot already, right?
Zenor
ya make it sound like as if i am a species.
( snort. )
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
..yer...an Eros...
Zenor
haa? that's my name as well. not by birth, but still.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
yeah. My Vara-- Eros.
Zenor
eh? really?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
..ya remind me of someone. but like. the opposite.
Zenor
nay, i get all dizzy in super hot ones.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍.
hot shower. cold don't wash sins off.
Zenor
i have learned what a 'cowkini' is. i need a cold shower.
