The only silver lining to these emails is gifts for Dads and Grads lists. Fuck yeah I want an apron for grilling alone on the porch because I hate my stupid kids. Damn right I want a brass letter opener for the rejection notes about my coming of age memoir I wrote when I was 22 and an idiot
Mr. Cait
I like buying one thing from one store eight years ago and getting daily emails from that store the rest of my life. It’s a solid deal really.
