Writer, podcaster, comedian - a real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @.
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michael swaim π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
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michael swaim π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Happy Birthday to my dad
youtu.be/gEcMzIIm_kM?...
Iβm beside myself with that having just been cloned feeling
posting this because my hair looks so good in it, but sick of this happening to me so much tbh.
BREAKING: Zapp Reopens Strait of Fertile Neander Valley in Major Diplomacy Win
When I was a kid, we'd all play duck duck goose.
Now it's 30 years later and I'm playing guk guk deuce.
Where did it go wrong?
In between, probably.
MY TOP TEN JOKES π AND TOP FIVE REPLIES β€΄οΈ OF THE WEEK π§΅ (thread)
NUMBER TEN
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10-year old boy plays one of the Hardest Violin Piece EVER in public π»