Writer of books (I Am Not A Wolf, Zoo Kid), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy?), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts)
Dan Sheehan
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Bob Odenkirk is pioneering the genre of "one word answers your teenage son gives you to deflect questions about his day"
life is like a movie
Loved Leftovers seasons 1 and 2 but 3 is completely bouncing off me and I feel cheated!
Really weird to have a war running in the background primarily as a means for wealthy politicians to do stock market pump and dumps
It was a silly project where I'd try to make money like various twitter guys told me to and since Lucy was born I've started trying to finish my series before I announce them since I've had a few get scuttled. It got put on pause when my new book sold but I might publish this part of it someday
I tried Kalshi for one week for a thing I was writing and won 800 dollars off a situation like this and I felt it attempting to rewrite my brain chemistry like the One Ring
Incredible vibe in Chicago today, like there’s a big clock counting down to zero. Constant supercell clouds on the horizon, lake looks like a portal, I just saw a pedicab blast “Smooth Operator” as it pedaled a family of 5 towards an active downpour
Okay nearing the end here and they seem to have remembered how to throw a fastball
Letting my kid get lulled to sleep by a Kalshi-sponsored version of The Tortoise & The Hare that includes sports betting so that I can have more time in my industrial grade Nostalgia Tube that lets me hallucinate that I'm a background character in a Star Wars movie
Since minimizing the meat I eat, I've realized that the vegetarian option at most lunch spots is a sandwich called "The Garden Idiot" that's just two pounds of hummus and an onion between a couple slices of bread
